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ComplaintMountain

An exclusive hillside address where the wine is open, the smiles are thin, and the grievances are exquisite.

Meet Margaret — and the neighbours she'd never admit to enjoying.

High on the slopes of Complaint Mountain sits a tidy, gated, terribly exclusive little community where the views are stunning, the pours are generous, and there is always something to be quietly livid about. Margaret runs the HOA with an iron gardening glove. She adores her two cats, Liam and Svent, beyond all reason — and tolerates her husband, john, with the weary patience of a woman who has read the marriage vows very carefully.

Down the lane, Monica and David host soirées you'll hear about whether you're invited or not. Around the dreaded roundabout, Veronica and Bobby know everyone's business and admit to none of their own. The wine at the bar is never quite right. The roundabout has one lane too many. And everyone complains about the weather — even when it's perfect.

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The Village

Manicured lanes, twitching curtains, and strongly-worded notices on every door.

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The Wine Bar

Where the gossip is full-bodied and the espresso martini is "not what it used to be."

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The Roundabout

Engineering's greatest unsolved mystery. Nobody yields. Everybody honks.

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The Cats

Liam and Svent run this house, and they'd like you to know john does not.

The Residents

Eight neighbours. One summit. Endless grievances.

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Margaret
The Matriarch
Runs the HOA like a small, unforgiving nation. Loves the cats. Merely tolerates john.
& her one and only, john
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john
The One She Tolerates
Margaret's husband. Present, mostly. Has opinions; keeps them to himself. Wisely.
& his one and only, Margaret
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Monica
The Instigator
Files complaints for sport and posture. Never lodges just one.
Monica & David
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David
The Enabler
Agrees with whoever poured last. Opens the good bottle on a Tuesday.
Monica & David
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Veronica
The Socialite
Knows everything about everyone and admits absolutely nothing.
Veronica & Bobby
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Bobby
The Contrarian
Parks wherever he pleases and lets the cigar do the talking.
Veronica & Bobby
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Liam
Margaret's Beloved
A cat. Answers to no one. Officially loved more than john.
Margaret's cats
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Svent
Margaret's Beloved
A cat. Knocked the glass off the counter. Held eye contact throughout.
Margaret's cats
The main event

An electronic board game up the whole wretched mountain.

Pick your residents, pass the device, and race from the village gate to the summit — collecting grievances, lodging complaints, and sabotaging your dearest neighbours along the way. Crisp, classy, and completely petty.

2–6 players · one device · bring wine.